Good Afternoon My Fat and Bloated Little Monkeys,
First order of business. "Now, That's an Idea" is the featured story on http://www.365tomorrows.com/ today. Authored by Patricia Stewart, a former NASA physicist cum science fiction writer. It's a timely piece, that speaks to our current global situation.
On to pressing matters. I am a DEEP Southerner who, for the past three years, has been trapped in yankee territory. Why do I bring that up, you ask? I love hot weather. I love the desert. I love hours at the beach. I HATE the cold. So this morning I spent an hour and a half freezing my ass off with temperatures in the thirties, to get tickets to see Sarah Palin.
If John and George were miraculously resurrected and the Beatles reunited, I would not spend ninety minutes in line for tickets contemplating my increasingly shriveling testicles. The only other person I would wait for in a line in the posterity challenging cold, (and I would wait for days, possibly weeks) would be the Pope.
While I was in line, a woman ahead of me made a call on her cell, ten minutes later a car pulled up to the curb and a large hot coffee was handed to her. Much cheering and clapping was heard, and in the true feeling of free enterprise, another woman called out, "You should have taken orders and made some money." More laughter and cheers followed.
Had this been a line for a Democratic rally, she would have been rebuffed for having hot coffee, while others did not. She would have retorted that it was unfair that she had to pay for the coffee, when everyone else in line owed her the coffee (the reasons of which are unclear, but that never stopped the DemoNazis before).
On a lighter note, Sarah Palin is still hot, and the one and only Bocephus (Hank Williams Jr. to you cretins who don't know who Bocephus is) will be there as well. A good time will be had by all.
On other matters, I will shortly be serializing my latest and greatest scifi achievement on these pages, I hope you will stop by and give me your thoughts.
Yours in Christ, with an eye towards Objectivism and Ayn Rand (Oxymoronic isn't it?)
Roi R. Czechvala
About Me
- Sarge
- I am retired military, and hold degrees in anthropology, and psychology. I have no tolerance for the ignorant; i.e. CNN Sound Bite Junkies aka Sheeple. I have nothing but disdain for those who think the world owes them a living. I despise those who wish to take what I have worked hard to acquire, to give to those who are lazy. If you are a college educated person, and did not pay for college through scholarships, loans which YOU will, or are paying back, military service, or through other means which YOU have taken personal responsibility for, stop right here. You are a leach on the ass of society. If you believe Robin Hood was a hero, this is definitley NOT the place for you.
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