Good Afternoon, My Vermin Ridden Little Monkeys.


And what a glorious day it is. The democrats are on the path to murder more babies, and turn around and tell me it is immoral to execute a criminal who has committed crimes against humanity. I am so glad that we have moral barometers such as socialist democrats to keep us on our toes.
Anyway, today's story from the world of http://365tomorrows.com comes to us once again from the pen of Patricia Stewart entitled "A Line in the Sand". It concerns space critters, the Nazca lines, and those pesky Incas.
To this day, I can not see why everybody thinks these people were so great. I mean, yes, it is quite the laborious undertaking to build such glorious monuments as they did, but if they were so great why didn't they first invent some sort of labour saving device such as, oh I don't know, maybe...THE WHEEL.
Well, that wraps it up for me today. I'm tired and being Veterans Day, I have a full schedule ahead of me. I have to go to a German restaurant and beat the piss out of the staff, then it's off to a Japanese restaurant, where I shall take the staff prisoner, march them nearly to death, then dispatch them with a nice decapitation, then back to the German restaurant where I shall introduce them to Zyclon B then shove them in the furnace. Afterwards, lunch at a Vietnamese restaurant where I'll burn down all of their goddamn huts, and finally I'll place an explosive device on a goat and send it into a mosque. The device will detonate as soon as someone tries to marry the goat, or have sex with it. Whichever comes first.